A system

I have a solution to the global warming crisis:

Trees absorb carbon, right? And other plants.

We're going to plant billions and trillions of trees, all over the entire fucking country, every spare inch. But, you ask, how can you feed all those trees? What will make them grow and prosper?

Easy.

We're going to extend this campaign indefinitely... and fertilize them with John McCain's bullshit.

Well, that was a nice idea...

Okay, granted, I have a website called manywords.net. And I hand out contact cards that say "words and pictures." At the moment, however, my creative energies are largely directed at photography; I'm keeping this blog around for the future, when I return in force to writing. Till then, go lookit the pritty pickshurs.

Let's be honest, haiku is really not suited for English

Park across the street:
new cherry blossoms emerge
under flat gray skies.